Sexual deviation

I'm currently on the 8th day of my 10 day abstinence (Read no sex related activities of any form, including wanking, etc ...) vow thingy and it sux big time.

Damn, this sux BIG TIME. I've never had so much sex on my mind before in my entire life! I've even started daydreaming bout it in the middle of my exam today! ... This is really screwing my mind.

I can really simpathise with that guy in the movie '40 days and 40 nights'. It's funny how such primal emotions can grip you with such intensity.

Females might be able to handle this no problemo (I know there are kinky women out there as well, but that's another story) ... but we guys ... hmm ... honestly, we were not biologically built to widthstand this kind of mental torture. Totally and absolutely unnatural!

'Guys, the people performing these stunts are professionally trained. Please do not try this at home'

In brief, what I'm currently doing is nothing short of a miracle (angels, please start playing your lutes). I'm a total freak of nature! I'm totally going against God's will. LOL.

I'm not in anyway implying that I'm all pure and chaste (with the observance of this vow. Those of you who know me know what I mean ... ), blah blah... I am of the opinion that morality is a personal issue that can never and shall never be judged by another person's standards. Anyway, I shall not go on ranting about sex, morality, pleasure and love in this posting (which will surely generate lots of hate mail. I'll save the fun for another posting).

We've all seen what that guy in the movie '40 days and 40 nights' did in order to keep his mind off sex for 40 days and 40 nights ...

So without further ado ... here's my personal guide for keeping your mind off sex for 10 days and 10 nights :

- Keep your mind busy!
- If you have nothing better to do, then go sleep.
- During the day, keep out of your house. Go watch a movie or something, but
stay out of the house.
- Try doing crossword puzzles.
- Update your blogs!
- Do not go clubbing or hang out at your local bar.
- If you have nothing better to do and do not feel sleepy, go and have a bath. Be
as obssesive about cleanliness as you can be.
- Clean your entire house, clean it a few times over if you have to. Be
as obssesive about the cleanliness of your environment as you can be. By the
time you're done, you'll be too exhausted to think bout anything else but sleep.

That's all folks, till next time...

Virgin post

There's nothing more enjoyable than popping the cherry some would say ...
I'd beg to differ by saying that first times are always awkward and sometimes painful (depending on the subject matter ;) ).

Anyway, its taken me a zillion years to start my own blog, with lots of pestering from my pals (or is that just an excuse for being plain lazy).

So, here's to the birth to yet another obnoxious blog.

Enjoy!